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CASINO CRUISE CATASTROPHE
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CASINO CRUISE CATASTROPHE

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I went on a gambling cruise at Mayport and got a big surprise. Mother Nature caused a storm that nearly capsized our boat. Lesson learned: guaranteed way to go home with pockets full of cash.

Flying saucers, toppling chairs, seniors stumbling everywhere
Bottle rockets full of rum and Jose Cuervo shooting into air

St. Johns angry, choppy, spitting, each white cap a twisted furl
Good thing I downed my Dramamine ’cause folks began to hurl

Turn off the slots, collect the chips, gambling’s cancelled, honey
I won today! I never played….disembarked with all my money

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  1. Quite an experience!
    I’ve been looking for a day cruise. What company and what ship did you go on?

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