AGING ACRONYMS
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AGING ACRONYMS

- contributed by: Lucy Cortese

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At this stage in life, I traded the ABCs of my youth for a new set. They say, “old age, it’s just a number.” Or is it, just a letter???

BMI on the rise LDL way too high
TIAs confirmed by CT tests & MRI

EKG says HR fast while BP is crashing
CPAP for REM causes PM thrashing

GERD pushing up BM won’t go down
DDS says UL5 tooth needs a crown

GI docs PTs OTs RNs PAs & PCTs
ER + DR trips + RX scripts = Senior ABCs!

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